Writing the Great American…Reject

You’ve been working on it for years. It’s your greatest piece of prose ever. It’s fresh, new…no, it’s important. This is not so much a book, it’s a literary guiding light for the future of humanity. It is the heart of every man and woman, the captured essence of godliness, the literal voice of a generation. It is everything you hoped it would be, a culmination of all the blood, sweat and tears and the procrastination and hours spent pouring over it night after night after night. It is, quite simply, the greatest book of all time. Now if only it would stop getting rejected. We all know that writer that can’t quite understand why he or she isn’t screaming up any and all bestseller lists even t

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